Posts Tagged ‘playboy celebrities’

Kendra

Monday, March 15th, 2010

How would you like to play two hand touch Football with Kendra! My two hands would go right for those fun bags. The word is former Playboy Playmate Kendra Wilkinson’s body looks good after the baby boy. I hope for the kids sake she is breast feeding! In fact, Her boobs got so big she is considering Breast Reduction. Her Husband Hank Baskett says, “He’s gonna miss them”.

Bristol Palin

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010

Alert the Media! Bristol Palin has Huge Breasts as illustrated by our friends at Political Blog The White Rabbit Cult.

It shouldn’t be too long before Bristol Palin finds a boyfriend with a video cam and films a sex tape so we can see Bristol Palin Nude. Or at least land a job slinging chicken wings at the Hooters in Anchorage.

Vida Guerra

Monday, March 1st, 2010

Bootylicious Babe Vida Guerra has the perfect ass. It is like a coffee table. You could put a six pack of beer and eat a tv dinner on that thing. Her ass is so phat, she makes J Lo look like Ally McBeal.

Denise Richards

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

Wild Things star Denise Richards gets nude on the beach with her girlfriends. Meanwhile, Charlie Sheen accidentally started another wildfire in Malibu as he threw his crack pipe out the window of his Porsche on Pacific Coast Highway. In a strange turn of events, Ryan Seacrest purchased the soul of Dick Clark in exchange for the use of his Mexican pool boy. It’s Complicated.

Tara Reid

Monday, January 11th, 2010

Tara Reid does Playboy to try to get her career back on track. Too bad they needed an Army of air brush artists to cover up the track marks. Don’t get me wrong, she was hot in American Pie until she partied, puked and had one too many plastic surgeries after Van Wilder. She looks good but almost cartoon like here. If I was going to bang a comic book character, I would at least want her to have a super power like Wonder Woman!