Looks like Brazilian Babe Adriana Lima could use a Brazilian Wax in the Adriana Lima Sex Tape. She is a real trooper as her ex-boyfriend gives her a steamy facial with his tamale. Why are Supermodels so skinny? They never swallow!!!!!

Tara Reid does Playboy to try to get her career back on track. Too bad they needed an Army of air brush artists to cover up the track marks. Don’t get me wrong, she was hot in American Pie until she partied, puked and had one too many plastic surgeries after Van Wilder. She looks good but almost cartoon like here. If I was going to bang a comic book character, I would at least want her to have a super power like Wonder Woman!

Are you up for a new round of Vanessa Hudgens Pictures. I wish we could get a new round every day. So much of Hollywood has gone stale lately. Vanessa Hudgens is like a breath of fresh air in a city polluted with smog. Naturally the pics were stolen and hacked from her cell phone and intended for her boyfriend but sharing and cheating is what separates us from people like Tiger Woods.

Every one knows the Kim Kardashian Sex Tape she did with Ray J. A couple years before that she did a sex tape with her brothers friend, who ironically was a white guy. Apparently, he was broke and needed some cash and sold the sex tape and Kim Kardashian’s phat ass down the river. Lucky for us you can see it for 1 dollar with the Got Celebrities 2 day All Access Pass.