Rihanna has a new boyfriend and he is a real slugger. She is punch drunk in love with Matt Kemp. Kemp is a LA Dodger, he may have to dodge punches from the jealous Ike Turner like Chris Brown. This just in from the Associated Press, “Chris Brown, was sentenced to 5 years probation and 1000 hours of community service. He picked landscaping for her punishment, clearing tall weeds and brush by hand and with yard tools.”
I thought bush-whacking was what got the big dummy in trouble in the first place!

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