Celebrity Math: Jesse James Lovers Edition
January 20th, 2011 • Jesse James, Kat von D • No Comments »With his engagement to Kat Von D, Jesse James may have finally found the formula to a happy marriage.

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With his engagement to Kat Von D, Jesse James may have finally found the formula to a happy marriage.

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PREPARE TO NEVER SLEEP AGAIN – TMZ has obtained VIDEO FOOTAGE of Octomom whipping the bejesus out of that fully grown man … the only time you’ll ever hear her say, “Do you want it harder?!?!”

It’s not so bad once you get used to the baby-man’s constant crying — and we’ll admit … hearing Octomom say “spanky” is kind of a turn on.
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Kat Von D is walking on sunshine now that she’s engaged to Jesse James — shouting it from the rooftops in L.A. today … “I’m the happiest girl on the planet!!!”
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Jessica Biel hit the beaches of Hawaii in a Justin Timberlake-free bikini earlier today.

She’s hit rock hard bottom.
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Brett Farve is about to get a few more minutes in the spotlight, despite “retiring” earlier this week. Jenn Sterger, known primarily for being busty, claims that Farve sent her cock shots when she was a reporter and he was a member of the Jets. Even though they never hooked up, this still makes Farve a potential candidate for the “skeezy athletes who cheat on their wives” club.
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Sylvester Stallone got placed in an awkward position when he was sandwiched between overzealous fan, Damon T. Dana, and a camera during a chance meeting at a local Los Angeles restaurant. Dana was arrested back in August after he was founded wandering on Sylvester Stallone’s property. Now, he had come face to face with his hero outside of Café Roma where he proceeded to address the notable actor sans shirt.
Although the conversation was pleasant, it did have its uncomfortable moments. For instance, after a moment of exchanged words, Dana proceeded to hit the ground to prove his masculinity with several one-armed pushups as Sly awkwardly watched and made small talk with the cameramen and those who stopped to watch.
Dana was clearly trying to prove himself to win a job from Stallone, who was at the restaurant for a standing date with Schwarzenegger. Although most of the conversation is too mumbled to pick up, Dana could be heard saying, “If you can give me…” where Stallone replies, “I can’t promise anything but I’ll try.” After the meeting, Stallone went to his lunch, but not before answering a few questions for the cameraman. When asked about how he felt about meeting the man arrested outside of his property, Stallone replied, “It’s a small world!”
After Stallone walked away, shirtless Dana was inevitably detained by police officers for disturbing the peace in the restaurant. Will this star-crossed stalker and Stallone meet again? Only time will tell!
See what happens? You play with Bristol Palin, you get burned, turned into a conservative Republican and renounce skeevy career-making sex.
Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is the latest face of abstinence for the Candies Foundation, along with former Dancing With the Stars costar, Bristol Palin, or who he lovingly refers to as B Palin.
I could just die.
I have no words.
Kids, if you’re taking abstinence or safe sex tips from The Situation, then boy, I don’t know what to tell you. You just better take cover, you unruly little bitches.
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