Angelina Pivarnick‘s foulmouthed cell phone-flying brawl that went down at the Trump Taj Mahal in Atlantic City last month was all caught on tape — and you seriously have to watch it … it’s INSANE.

Angelina and the other girl — named Melissa Mayne – exchange some unbelievably nasty insults during the clip … and on top of the violent threats, Angie even calls Mayne the dreaded C-word … right after grabbing the girl’s cell phone and throwing it across the room.

As we first reported, Mayne is currently suing the “Jersey Shore” star over the “violent attack” — claiming Angelina also punched her in the face and threw a glass at her.

Angelina — who was on her way to a celebrity boxing match when the fight broke out — has told us she feels she was the victim of a “set up” that night … and was “provoked, taunted, and harassed into a fight.”

Angelina Pivarnick and police reports go hand-in-hand — and now the former “Jersey Shore” star is involved in yet another, claiming her and her fiance are the victims of harassment.

Law enforcement sources tell us Angelina filed an aggravated assault report with NYPD on Monday … stemming from an incident in which she claims someone vandalized her future mother-in-law’s house (see above).

We’re told Angelina believes the perpetrator is a girl named Lauren — who she claims has also been harassing her by phone and Facebook.

The alleged vandalism happened back in December — and as a result … we’re told there’s not much cops can do at this point.

Six photos of Eva Mendes — partially in the nude — are missing in action right now, according to the photographer who snapped the pics. Can we get an APB?

The photos in question were taken by Lyndon Chubbuck … and scheduled to go on display at an art show later this week at Supperclub Los Angeles.

According to Lyndon, his works of art were nabbed somewhere between the printer and an art show last weekend.

Lyndon says he plans to file a police report tomorrow — but strictly for insurance purposes because he believes, “The cops aren’t really going to put a mad hunt out for my Eva photos.”

Nude Eva? Something tells us police might be interested.

Lyndon says he’s been able to get the images reprinted … so the show will go on.

Sources connected with the Lindsay Lohan case tell TMZ … the offer Deputy D.A. Danette Meyers made to Lindsay’s lawyer in chambers was SIX MONTHS in jail.

Judge Keith Schwartz said in open court he had a feeling Shawn Holley would pass on the D.A.’s offer.  That’s because Lindsay will not accept jail time — at least not now.

But here’s why we’re almost positive Lindsay will eventually cop a plea.  She is going to jail no matter what.

The judge ruled Lindsay’s preliminary hearing and probation violation case will be heard at the same time.  At the end of the preliminary hearing, if the judge feels it’s more likely than not that she stole the necklace, Lindsay will be thrown in jail immediately while she awaits trial on the grand theft case.

So even if Lindsay is ultimately found not guilty at trial, she’ll still be in jail for the probation violation.

Short story … it’s likely Holley will plead guilty or no contest on behalf of her client, and then hope the judge gives Lindsay less than 6 months.

Lindsay Lohan was adamant about NOT creating a stir today with her court outfit … telling friends, the last thing she wanted was another white dress fiasco — so she went the conservative route … kind of.

Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ, the actress was deciding between a handful of outfits — and ultimately picked the one she thought was the most reserved … a low-cut black and white pant suit thing.

And just in case you’re interested, here’s today’s breakdown — Chanel top and pants, YSL shoes, Lanvin clutch, and Tres Glam jewelry.

Revealing outfit or not, the actress is desperate to save her own skin.

Former baseball star Lenny Dykstra‘s getting his mitt out again — just to coach Charlie Sheen for the new “Major League” flick.

Lenny called in to the Dan Patrick Show with guest host Howard Eskin to tell everyone Charlie is already asking him to go out and play “long toss,” and he’s looking forward to helping the actor brush up on his “locker room rap” while preparing for the “Major League” sequel.

As for Charlie’s movie screening party with Dykstra and several other baseball players — including SF Giants’  Brian Wilson … Dykstra said Sheen is “en fuego” and it’s easy to get people together when “you start sending private jets all over the place picking people up.”

For the record, Lenny just drove to Charlie’s house.

Just days after she told Charlie Sheen she was going to “take care” of a pregnancy scare — porn star Kacey Jordan emerged from Boa last night … and revealed, “I don’t have a baby anymore.”

When asked if the baby was Charlie’s … Jordan — who got paid $30k to attend Charlie’s coke bender last month — replied, “I don’t really know.”

Jordan — who has sex for a living — also revealed she’s not on birth control …  has never been on birth control … and has no plans to begin using birth control.

Kacey also claims she spoke with Charlie on Valentine’s Day — and to prove it, she called up Sheen’s cell phone right in front of the paparazzi … and even allowed the snappers to leave a voicemail for the actor.

Wonder if he’ll call back?

George Clooney will never become President of the United States — explaining, “I f**ked too many chicks and did too many drugs, and that’s the truth.”

It was one of several political-ish statements Clooney made to Newsweek … insisting, “I didn’t live my life in the right way for politics.”

When talking about his vision of the ideal candidate, Clooney insisted that a savvy politician “would start from the beginning by saying, ‘I did it all. I drank the bong water. Now let’s talk about issues.”

Clooney then joked,  “That’s gonna be my campaign slogan: ‘I drank the bong water.’”

So we gotta ask …