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Wednesday, January 13th, 2010

Rihanna has a new boyfriend and he is a real slugger. She is punch drunk in love with Matt Kemp. Kemp is a LA Dodger, he may have to dodge punches from the jealous Ike Turner like Chris Brown. This just in from the Associated Press, “Chris Brown, was sentenced to 5 years probation and 1000 hours of community service. He picked landscaping for her punishment, clearing tall weeds and brush by hand and with yard tools.”
I thought bush-whacking was what got the big dummy in trouble in the first place!


Tuesday, December 15th, 2009

Rihanna is back and looking dirtier than ever in the upcoming GQ.
She takes on the the rumor that she has herpes. “It’s not true,” she said. “It’s a fucking scar. On my lip. Herpes or not, I would do her!