What we have in this gallery is Vanessa Minnillo sunning herself some place in Mexico and flashing her sexy ass while some goon with a big f**k off zoom lens hides about ten miles away in the hope that she get nekkid.

The bikini stayed on, he didn’t get the million dollar snapshot and what remains are some blurry photos of Vanessa in a bikini with the odd photo of her on all fours showing off her ass.

Why does she have pants on in the shower? Why do I care? 

As I was looking at these super sexy photos of some Ukrainian babe named Tatyana Vorzheva I kept thinking to myself, “Wow, she sure looks a lot like Angelina Jolie, only, kinda hotter.” So I went out on to the Internet to find out more and it appears I am not alone in this assessment. Seriously, if this woman could go out, learn English, and adopt 15 or 20 kids, I think we’d have our next silver screen superstar. That or she could just pose for American Playboy. Yeah, that’d work too.

One of the companies, Vivid Entertainment, wants both the girl-on-girl and guy-on-girl configurations — but another company has already gotten a hold of one of the tapes and is angling for the second.

A source close to the negotiations tells us it’s an all-out porn war to sign Tila and distribute the tapes.

Of course neither company can do anything without Tila’s permission.  We’re guessing that won’t be a problem.

But Tila just told TMZ, “If anyone out there is trying to leak a private and personal sex tape of me that was not meant for the public, I will swiftly deal with my lawyers!”

TMZ spoke with Erica Langston … who confirms she did make a sex tape earlier this year while she was in Miami for the show … but she’s not sure it will ever hit the shelves.

Sources involved with the situation tell us the tape features Erica with her boyfriend (pictured above) and another woman … a woman who happened to co-star with Erica on “BGC.”

Erica tells us she’s considering releasing the tape — but not until she can work out a legitimate deal.

BTW — we asked Erica about the identity of the “other” woman … but this time, her lips were sealed.

Tila’s lawyer, Alan Gutman, just asked an L.A. County Superior Court judge for an injunction, prohibiting the release of one of her sex tapes.  Gutman argued the tape — shot more than 7 years ago during a trip with her boyfriend — was an invasion of privacy and a misappropriation of her image.

But the judge scoffed, saying privacy, schmivacy: “Tila exploits her sexuality.”

In the end, the judge said Tila’s lawyer hadn’t made enough of a case to warrant a restraining order.

UPDATE: Tila tells TMZ, “This doesn’t mean that the battle is over. I can still take this to federal court.”

Photographer Garry Sun filed an application for a restraining order in L.A. County Superior Court, claiming on October 19, Tila and the armed men drove to the Texas house of his alleged girlfriend, Shyla Jennings, kidnapped her, somehow got Shyla on a plane and flew her to L.A.

Sun claims Tila then threatened Shyla … If anyone notified cops, she and Garry would be toast.

A judge has not ruled on the restraining order. 

Tila says Sun made the whole thing up and she’s calling her lawyer. 

UPDATE: Tila’s lawyer calls the allegations, “patently absurd” … and insists Sun is simply filing the lawsuit to “get back at [Tila]” after he was fired from his role on Tila’s website.

The lawyer adds, “[Sun] will undoubtedly be held accountable by appropriate authorities for making these false allegations.”

Sources tell TMZ Langston and one member of the ménage à trois — her boyfriend Adrian — tried to sell their masterpiece to Vivid Entertainment head honcho Steve Hirsch earlier this week … but sex tape partner numero tres threw a wrench in the deal.

We’re told #3 — who happens to be one of Langston’s “BGC” castmates — demanded way too much scratch for the tape … around $200k … so the deal went sour.

But our sources say Langston had an ace in the hole — another sex tape with Adrian … sans her financially demanding XXX cohort. 

We’re told Hirsch made a new offer for the two-person porno … and that the deal is all but sealed.

A TMZ photog saw the whole thing go down just minutes ago — as Danielle was served for a defamation lawsuit her ex-boyfriend Steve Zalewski is bringing against her.

Danielle was just starting down the red carpet at a Halloween event in Woodridge, NJ when the process server walked up with an envelope and said, “Here, Danielle … you’ve been served.”

Danielle was stunned, but didn’t miss a beat — she simply handed the envelope to her publicist and continued down the red carpet into the party.

According to sources, Zalewski is suing Danielle for defamation
because she has repeatedly accused him of secretly shooting a
sex tape of her — which he denies doing.

We’re told Lindsay just became aware of a Facebook page teasing, “Lindsey [sic] Lohan Just Leaked Having a THREEWAY on Camera.”

A message on the page continues, “Don’t ask how i got this … NO ONE ELSE HAS SEEN THIS VIDEO.”

But sources close to Lindsay tell us the actress is adamant that no 3-way sex tape exists. Sorry guys .. and some ladies.

We’re also told the link may just be a virus — so click at your own risk.